Michelle Caruso-Cabrera's Nipples are Showing on CNBC

I can't believe what I am seeing at 10 AM EST this morning on the the nation's leading financial channel.

Here are some reasons why this may be happening:

1) CNBC is trying to improve its ratings in the wake of coming competition from Fox.

2) Michelle is trying to improve her ratings and get a full time gig being on TV after 6 AM in the morning (she is usually on much earlier).

3) This dramatic run up in the stock market is really that exciting.

4) GE's stock is at a 7 year high.

5) Sitting next to Mark Haines is really exciting.

Any other explanations?

Jason Rodgers
Jason Rodgers: Jason Rodgers was an experienced research analyst for a major bank prior to retiring to run his own investment consultancy in beautiful Lihue, Hawaii. Jason contributed articles to BestCashCow from 2008 to 2014.

Comments

 
  • isleepwell

    October 28, 2010

    Why do I not see Michelle these windy days on my screen? I hope, and wish for her only the best at this time.

    And, I think this market stock wise entirely over priced. Until a new plan of gridlock or collaboration arrives the market will not get my bucks.

    Call me wrong!

    I care not. I was wrong for sure at least once. Does the dollar call? Where does America fall in the grand scheme of the world? Is Mr. Obama the President of America or of another place?

    Start with Mr. Hamilton in the Federalist Papers, and move to Mr. Franklin. Consider elimination of taxation, and gain massive understanding. Read Mr. Forbes magazine for a tad bit of enlightening.

    Goodness, Michelle, please, be well! Yet, I cannot touch this market. I care too much about MY future.

    ...isleepwell...

  • isleepwell

    December 13, 2010

    I am going to get my copy of the book written by MCC. I am hearing it's a must read for esoteric MOON PUZZLE types. In the mean time, examine the ANX hill. And, check out Putin! Even Russians do noble things for worthy causes.

    ...isleepwell...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV4IjHz2yIo

  • Wally

    December 25, 2010

    Yep Sleepwell,
    You are still in a fantasy world!! Michelle is a DUD and You amaze me with You bantering about her

  • isleepwell

    January 02, 2011

    I'm about a third of the way through the book written by MCC. It's a nice read in some areas. So far, it reminds me of one of my favorite songs by Alizee. I'll keep reading further for sure.

    I'm Fed Up!

    Bubbles and water
    Legs up for hours
    My goldfish is under me
    To bathe for hours
    Makes my mouth water
    I'm "foamely" ecstatic
    It's not a problem
    I lazy 'round
    Bubbly and stubborn

    I lazy 'round
    Melon and water
    Is just a dream
    It makes me wonder
    Is it a "sin" ?
    Bubbles and water
    Legs up for hours
    "Bombs", you keep away from me!
    Today lying low
    Twisting up my toes
    I swim in such harmony
    So what bothers me:

    Chorus :
    I'm fed up with loneliness
    With my uncle overstressed
    Fumbling, crawling for something
    That never shows, just a dream.
    I'm fed up with creeps crying
    Over the past, such a sin
    Not to be cool, but a fool
    If I could mess up their rules.
    I'm fed up with your complaints
    Baby, well I'm not a saint!
    Fed up with the rain, the plane...
    That makes me throw up again.
    I'm fed up with all cynics
    Bathing caps and all critics
    I'm fed up with being fed up! Poor me !

    Bubbles and water
    Legs up for hours
    My goldfish still under me!
    Delight of pleasures
    Aquatic treasures
    A place out of misery, my fantasy

    http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=ceSxEjwXHcM&feature=related

    ...isleepwell...



  • Wally

    January 22, 2011

    I am sure You are pounding Your Pork with Michelle in Mexico Sleepwell, maybe You could go see her and hold her hand? or better yet lick those hard nipples as You play with Yourself........ Ya Think??

  • larry carter center

    October 17, 2011

    do guys get the same camera treatment for erections ? Who cares if a woman has been breastfeeding, ovulating or menstruating ? The only thing that matters is news or fake news, is she selling corporation lies or telling the truth on camera? Guys have nipples too. So what ? Stop sexist objectification of anyone & start demanding needs not greed from the media

  • Ed

    October 18, 2011

    I am sorry I missed it. Looking at beautiful women discussing doesn't effect my focus and later when I am at ease they make much better screensaver then the guys.

    Being an adult, I can handle it

  • ...isleepwell...

    January 17, 2012

    I wonder why Michelle doesn't use her new title as Chief International Correspondent of CNBC to interview European leaders such as Angela Merkel of Germany, David Cameron of the UK, and other leaders of the globe.

    Certainly, Milton Friedman smiles at her from a cosmic view. I want to see MCC realize her full potential going forward as a financial journalist for CNBC.

    ...isleepwell...

  • isleepwell

    March 29, 2012

    It was great to watch Michelle report from Cuba this week. Hopefully, communist Cuba will embrace democracy after Raul, and Fidel fade away. I enjoyed the entire report, and wish only the best for all deposed Cubans residing in America. Well done!!!

    ...isleepwell...

  • ...isleepwell...

    June 04, 2012

    On this day, I watched "Bullet" on The Closing Bell with Mr. Griffith. They attempted to handicap the direction of the markets. Thankfully, they play the fence extremely well.

    Mr. Steve L. joined the party. I wish CNBC would come up with another title for him other than Senior Economics Reporter. By this time he should be the CNBC guru of economics, so please think of a better name.

    It was also nice to witness Steve L., and Mr. Santelli in Chicago speaking politely. Thank you!

    Michelle Caruso Cabrera also chimed in on the Closing Bell. Certainly, she possesses many commitments. A person of her intellect, and inner drive attempt to accomplish monumental tasks. Yet, the camera showed a fatigued MCC today, and it causes me concern for her well being.

    Perhaps, the make-up was wrong, or the camera lens focused improperly, but my eyes rarely deceive. Please rest this reporter. Or, please get her healed for many viewers care about the welfare of those on, and off our screens who give us CNBC.

    Michelle, please be well. On this day, I will not sleep well.

    ...isleepwell...

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