Michelle Caruso-Cabrera's Nipples are Showing on CNBC

I can't believe what I am seeing at 10 AM EST this morning on the the nation's leading financial channel.

Here are some reasons why this may be happening:

1) CNBC is trying to improve its ratings in the wake of coming competition from Fox.

2) Michelle is trying to improve her ratings and get a full time gig being on TV after 6 AM in the morning (she is usually on much earlier).

3) This dramatic run up in the stock market is really that exciting.

4) GE's stock is at a 7 year high.

5) Sitting next to Mark Haines is really exciting.

Any other explanations?

Jason Rodgers
Jason Rodgers: Jason Rodgers was an experienced research analyst for a major bank prior to retiring to run his own investment consultancy in beautiful Lihue, Hawaii. Jason contributed articles to BestCashCow from 2008 to 2014.

Comments

 
  • isleepwell

    May 12, 2009

    I am somewhat heartened on this day to read an article in the Wall Street Journal entitled, "Iran Court Reviews Reporter's Spy Case written by Farna Fassihi. It appears next to another article entitled, "North Korea Blocks U.S. Journalists" written by Evan Ramstad.

    The article out of Tehran, Iran gives a glimmer of hope for the one I do not name, while the article out of Seoul offers none at this juncture. These acts of kidnapping bother me. How can a supposedly civilized nation abduct and hold people who belong to our free society get away with this without retribution?

    For Mr. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad this may seem like a small political maneuver. Let's not forget where he got his start. Do you recall 444 days during the Carter, and Reagan administrations concerning abducted Americans?

    For North Korea, the picture appears less clear. Is no news good news?

    I am not calling for an ultimatum to either one of these independent nations. But, I will say this to Iran. You, and you alone will be responsible for the price of oil to decline to as much as $31 per barrel. You, and you alone are the sole entity that can change that course. This is not an ultimatum, but a simple fact. The American dollar will continue to gain in strength for good reasons. As the dollar rises again, oil prices will plummet. Let LIBERTY go, and move your knight.

    Additionally, these journalists are people, they should get treated with dignity. Who from Geneva is checking on this?

    The article from Tehran states, "at least a significant reduction of her sentence." Mr. Ahmadinejad, the people of America request the full exoneration of LIBERTY, and hope you allow her to depart Iran immediately.

    I CASTLE!

    ...isleepwell...

  • Bombs Of The Platform

    June 03, 2009

    Has MCC removed the Bombs from het Chest Platform?

  • isleepwell

    June 19, 2009

    Heavy equipment transport system a genuine good to go. Negative on the payload question BOTPlatform. MCC beautiful, and brilliant as ever. Notice her military style of hand use. She uses her whole hand to point, and doesn't point with her index finger. This professional, and team oriented television journalist continues to radiate the camera lens magnificently.

    ...isleepwell...

  • isleepwell

    July 12, 2009

    Yesterday, in the 9th race at Arlington Park a gelding named Cuban Missile caught my attention. I put him on top, and caught both the exacta, and superfecta. Ah, Michelle, I am glad for your ethnic origin, and other stuff!

    ...isleepwell...

  • Sam

    August 08, 2009

    Michelle and Dennis Kneale are nasty idiots, why in the world are they on TV at all, especially a major network? Write to CNBC to demand that they be kicked off [they have little sympathy for the unemployed, let them experience it !]

  • isleepwell

    August 25, 2009

    Wow! I am the 100,000 th view. Goodness, who would have thunk it? I guess a great topic, and a mind is all it takes. A jeweler friend of mine told me today, "it all starts with an idea." I wish all readers of this thread only the very best.

    ...isleepwell...

  • isleepwell

    September 12, 2009

    I am good always on my word. Please look for the wine, and enjoy!

    ...isleepwell...

  • Barbara

    September 28, 2009

    I think "isleepwell" must be sleeping with Michelle and she has sure" pulled the wool" over his eyes. Michelle is an abrasive, opinionated, and intolerant woman.

  • isleepwell

    October 02, 2009

    One this day Michelle, Karl, Mr. Steve L. did the Squawk thing with Mr. Mike Holland. I liked the dress Michelle wore. I didn't get the AFLAC Trivia Question correct.

    They chatted about the wealthiest Americans losing a collective $300,000,000,000 last year. Truth be told, I lost a few bucks too.

    I haven't sent the wine yet. I am thinking of getting labels made. It will keep though. This year, I'm making batches of Red Raspberry, Concorde Grape, and Wild Grape. The Wild Grape tastes like nectar of the gods.

    Barbara, in response to your post I can only say this. Perhaps you know or think Michelle to be an abrasive, opinionated, and intolerant woman. What makes you think such a woman unworthy of my admiration? Furthermore, these characteristics can
    take a person far. Remember this, the eyes are the mirror of the soul, and her eyes smile.

    If any wool gets pulled over my eyes by this financial reporter, then, she can keep pulling it. And, for the record, I find your assumptions a bit crass.

    ...isleepwell...

  • isleepwell

    October 07, 2009

    Why do I suddenly wish myself to be a Cupcake Car?

    ...isleepwell...

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